thrilled to announce my exciting new fragrance collection including
Perfume for Truckers
Oral After Shave
Francisco Bath House Splash
Dear Georgie Boy:
What a nice time I had at your penthouse last night. I always
thot that women were best. Now I know difrent. You reely took your time
and thats great. I hope everything comes out of your silk sheets in the
warsh. I shoud send you flowers or somthing. i will key up for you next
time i make the haul thru reno again. pleese dont forget me.
Yours truely, Texas Jack.
to play my dazzling mp3 or Flash (ooh!) CB audios:
Ho! It's me, Georgie Boy! What's an old queen like me doing
on a website like this, you might ask? I'm just lounging about the
penthouse in my silk robe, sipping something sweet from a snifter, and
awaiting this evening's guest... a trucker!
see, they get so lonely on the road. One can't help but... feel
for them.. oohhah! A little friendly conversation from my handy
base station and here they come, right up old Georgie Boy's elevator
my golden years I was much wilder. Now I long for the simplicity and
pleasant company of a young trucker, weary from a long haul. Don't
despair, driver. Georgie's entertaining tonight!