Perhaps
the shyest of CB antogonizers, Toy Boy is also one of the most
active. Using not his own voice but those of over 1000 stuffed
animal toys, he strings together clever insults that enrage
truckers who are anxious to know his true identity.
Last
year there arose a rumor of a conflict between Toy Boy and Kranky The
Klown. It is widely believed that Kranky robbed the Boy's trailer
park home and replaced each of the toys with an exact replica, though
changing their electronic voices to that of his own. Rumor also
has it that Toy Boy is currently plotting revenge.
Click
below on Toy Boy's compositions and play them over your CB today!
String
of Insults
"You are a sleeper sissy truck trash powder pilot anal gear shift
warmer butt brush... now get out of my town".
Gassy
Giant
"He drove through the ass. The great red spot is so big. Your
anus is gassy, greenish blue, a gassy giant through and through.
I'm feeling gassy. Yee haw, cowboy! (slurp, gush) Hee hee hee,
that tickles".
