am-uh, The Reverend-uh. You can hear me every Sunday afternoon on
Channel 19, that's 27.185 Mhz to hear me heeeeeeeeal the truckers and
put them on the straight and narrow... ditch, that is! Trucker
heathens beware! You will burn in the firey depths of hell-uh
which awaits you from your dirty demeanor and deranged and debauched
truckery! I am-uh, The Reverend-uh!"