"As
a noted trucker psychiatrist, it is important you know that my CB
therapy has proven results in driver suicides and ditch diving.
Once confronted with their own loser nature, it is the trucker's
obvious choice."
"Often,
I begin the session with some affirmations such as 'It's good that you
are a looser and admitting it is the first step'. The therapy then
progresses through a rigorous question and answer period in which the
trucker is made to feel comfortable while sharing his true nature of
obesity, bestiality and ex-wife obsession."
"Join
me, won't you? As we explore the shallow waters of the trucker's
mind. If I succeed, there could be one less bucket-mouth on the
airwaves."
Trucker takes the first step