name's Trucker Chuck from Texarkana, Texas. There's no better
sound than driving down a bumpy highway with my piggies squeeling in
the back of my trailer. Now there's one special piggie that
rides up front with me. Her name is Gertrudc. I put high
heel pumps on her, a golden nose ring, and I parade her painted beauty
at the truck stop. Only she's not for sale, she's with me.
Now the rest of yonder piggies in the back trailer, I rent them out to
other truckers. Five dollars'll make you hauler or for $10 you
can have your pick of the litter from my sweet piggie line-up and
spend the night there. Now that's livin'! Key up for
Trucker Chuck, "The Pig Man"... Squeeeeeeeeel!"