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Introducing...
Perv Sweat
"While trucker's away, Pervy will play!"
July
14, 2004: Mouth-O-The-South released from state mental ward.
Vows revenge on truckers with help from imaginary elf people.
Jibby
Jabba spotted at Vista Blvd. on-ramp holding cardboard sign:
"Will work for fools". Truckers-- try his new pin striping
service. Much straighter now that he's taking his methadone.
ROADRUNNER
(CHICK-A-DEE-CHICK) still thinks this is a friendly Tupperware
party. Come over to the dark side, Princess Leah. Abuse or
lose!
June
7, 2004: Georgie Boy releases his exciting new fragrance collection
including the popular Ode De Anal for Truckers.
June
5, 2004: K-tel announces new battery-powered anal gear shift
warmer/vibrator and hydraulic commode driver seat. Now truckers can
crap through their seat and floorboards and paint their own dotted
lines.
Fernley
MDM Chapter is causing quite the national stir with a reputation of
making truckers cry like little lost puppies in the rain. Check
the guestbook
for their recent raves.
Drunken
Duane got together last week with Kranky The Klown and chugged white
wolf vodka with a high speed chicken feed chaser.
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Drunken
Duane
