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Meet
Perv Sweat
I
may be greasy but at least I can take care of your wife while you are
on a long haul, trucker, hee ha he he hee!
She
just needs someone to listen to her dull drivel for a while and
then she's all mine, hee ha he hee hee!
I
got a picture of her that I hide behind my toilet for easy
access. Trucker wives worship me and my greasy magic
stink. It's a powerful potion combining Old Spice and my own
personal musk (I barely even wipe).
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NEW!
What local CB'ers call you behind your back:
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DWI
convicts object to picking up zip-lock "piss bags" hurled by
truckers on to roadsides.
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